[Edited/Mashup] “Titanic Flute Music (Fail Meme Sound)” by Unknown x “Tempo” by EXO x “Feel My Rhythm” by Red Velvet [Feat. Lee Soo Man & His Reporter Girlfriend on My Titanic Ships Painting, Taylor Swift with Her Talented Flute Playing Skills]
— Lee Soo Man’s reporter girlfriend recommending one of his Greatest Hits, “The Titanic Flute Fail Song” —
— Taylor Swift and her friends trying their hands on an exotic piano flute instrument they found during their trip here in Singapore many years ago —
*went on to play “The Titanic Flute Fail”*
I can’t believe
I’ve been waiting for this feeling
I want to be the only one hearing her, my melody
All day, go on and on and oh
So she won’t leave, I want her by my sideUh don’t mess up my tempo
Listen, this will be enough
I said don’t mess up my tempo
This beat will steal her heart
To the rhythm 1 2 3
Don’t mess up my tempo
Can’t stop this attractionYou’re so charming, you’re lovely
There’s nothing separating us
Heart beat becoming unstable
Just close your eyes trust me
Get ready ahead of time to go outAre you ready?
I’m gonna rule the city today and bring the sparks
You’re already out, why are you so shy, ma boo?
Don’t stutter, you don’t have to feel awkward
Don’t bring anything, just hold my hand my lady
Every road we walk on is a red carpet and a runway
The way you walk is so unique
Match the speed now, tempoBaby girl
Your morning call makes me flutter
I’m missing you even though I see you every day
From now with me let’s get down
Everything is perfect, I like it
So don’t slow it up for meUh don’t mess up my tempo
Listen, this will be enough
I said don’t mess up my tempo
This beat will steal her heart
To the rhythm 1 2 3
Don’t mess up my tempo
Can’t stop this attraction
(Don’t mess up my tempo)So don’t mess up my tempo baby
Don’t slow it up for meDon’t mess up my tempo
Don’t mess up my tempo
Don’t mess up my tempo
Don’t mess up my (Now hold on)
Don’t mess up my tempo
Don’t mess up my tempo
Don’t mess up my tempo
I will protect you from beside youDum dum dum dum
Dum dum dum dum dum
Can you feel my heart?
Hugging me, you’re my one and only savior
Everyone’s looking at youI can’t believe
I can’t believe
I can’t believe
I’ve been waiting for this feeling….
(Oh ah ah ah yeah
Oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa)Red Velvet
Blowing up this fancy ball
We’re back, cute chaotic delight
This is gonna be a crazy night
(To-na-na-na-na-na-night)Epic appearance to stunning greetings
Let’s have a little fun, don’t be shy, ae bae
Let the play start
(Feel my vibe and sway)Blow confetti
Let off more fireworks
Pride and prejudice got nothing on us
Free in this moment, in this roomFeel my rhythm, come with me
Imagine anything
Follow the music, dance to the moonlight
Right in this moment (Play my rhythm)Follow follow my heartbeat
Till the sun comes up
Feel my rhythm, never stop
Don’t miss this moment, babyAh ah ah ah (Ah ah ah ah)
When the world stops
What a what a feeling
Come take my hand (All right)
A brand new film
We falling deep, you and I
Next time, spin the clock, where should we go?
Come on, let’s start again, you and I
Whoa whoa whoa whoaFeel my rhythm, come with me
Imagine anything
Follow the music, dance to the moonlight
Right in this moment (Play my rhythm)Follow follow my heartbeat
Till the sun comes up
Feel my rhythm, this never-ending dream
Don’t miss this moment, baby— *in reality* Taylor Swift was playing her song “Love Story” on the special flute she discovered in downtown Singapore —
Edited by Celeste Koh (19072023)